Plastic surgery

A middle aged Chicana had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table, the comadre was delirious, she had a near
death experience. Seeing God, she asked, "Hay Dios Santo, is my time
up?" Dios said, "No mijita, you have another 43 years, two months and
eight days to live." Upon recovery, the Chicana decided to stay in the
hospital and have the works done: a face-lift, liposuction, a chichi
lift, nalga lift and a pansa tuck. The Chica was all excited cause she
knew she had a long life ahead and wanted to look bien good! After her
last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the
street on her way to a taqueria, she was hit and killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of Creator, she demanded, "Orale pues - Que paso?
Thought you said I had another 40 years to go? Why didn't you pull me
out of the path of that pinche ambulance?" The Creator replied, "Orale
Chica, I didn't even recognize you!"